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③④单身女警  
有个漂亮的单身女警因为怕一个人独居太危险，所以养了一只凶恶的狗防身。
有一天，当这位美丽的女警正在洗澡时，窄小的公寓突然发生火警。女警匆匆披上浴巾逃出火场，可是没穿内裤又觉得很不好意思；于是女警就把狗叫过来，让狗闻一闻她的下体，希望狗能依著她的味道，回房里叼一件内裤出来。
这只狗的鼻子的确不错，只见它不畏漫天大火，左去右回三十秒，相当迅速地叼来女警挂在衣橱里最粗最长的那根警棍……
 
③⑤Confession  
One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin.
Girl: Father, I have sinned.
Preacher: What did you do, little girl?
Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a \"son of a Bitch.\"
Preacher: Why? What did he do to you?
Girl: He touched my breast.
Preacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.)
Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.
Preacher: That\'s no reason to call him that.
Girl: But he also took off my cloth.
Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.)
Girl: Yes, that\'s what he did.
Preacher: That\'s still no reason to call him that.
Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...
Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this? (And you-know-what)
Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, that\'s what he did...
Preacher: My dear girl, that\'s still no reason to call him a...
Girl: But he had AIDS!!
Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!
 
③⑥欠房租  
有一天乔伦去嫖妓，完事后，乔伦不太满意，所以他只付了一半的钱就走了。而那个妓女当然不甘心。所以她追到乔伦的家去。
可是当她走进乔伦家，她看到有很多乔伦的亲戚在。她不好意思明说，所以她跟乔伦说：\"你跟我租房子，为什么只付了一半的钱？\"
乔伦想了一想，答说：\"我只付了一半的房租因为，第一你的房子卫生条件不好；第二你的房子水电不足；第三你的房子太大了！\"
那个妓女听了，马上答说：\"先生，卫生不好是因为业务太忙，来不及打扫，水电不足是你没找对开关，再说，房子太大恐怕是你的家俱太小了！\".
 
③⑦老鼠学外语  
一天，老耗子和小耗子在闲逛时突然遭遇一只猫，吓得它们转身就逃，猫岂肯放弃眼前的美餐，猛追，就在它们山穷水尽之际，跑在后面的小耗子回头冲着猫大叫两声：“汪！汪！”猫被这两声吓跑了。老耗子拍着小耗子的肩膀夸道：“行啊，还会狗叫。”小耗子擦着汗说：“掌握一门外语是多么重要啊！”
 

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