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PRESIDENT BUSH RECOUNTS MYRIAD LESSONS AND HIGHLIGHTS OF HIS ORIENTAL TOUR
Press Briefing by the President

 THE PRESIDENT: Good morning. Yesterday afternoon, Mrs. Bush and I returned from our intensely meaningful vacation to the Oriental nations. Today, looking back on the agonizingly long 95 hours, 36 minutes, and 23 seconds we were required to fraternize with dwarfish, funny-talking mathletes, we are nevertheless invigorated and hopeful. And so this morning, I\'d like to share some of the highlights and lessons of our profoundly historic Far East journey.

You know, first and foremost, I find myself invigorated by this trip for the same reason I am by all my trips to inferior corners of the earth - because it reaffirms the fundamental truism that serves as the basis for my personal philosophy: multi-millionaire white Christian males have the world by the nutsack. You should have seen those squirrely litle yellow folks falling over their bamboo slippers to impress me! Now whether it was the billions in American corporate investment I represent, or the omnipresent spectre of A-130 gunships raining fiery lead down on their tiny flat heads that earned their respect, I don\'t know. It sure wasn\'t anything I said. Who knows. Maybe Asia isn\'t quite so backwards as country club wisdom says, after all.

The first stop on my tour was to the adorable nation of Japan. The Japanese people are a fine people ?they invented Hello Kitty, California rolls, and radiation sickness. Also, I\'m told they are an important ally - despite the fact that their so-called country isn\'t much bigger than a Corpus Christi hodown.

Did you read about how the Yen plummeted after I said something about currency? Let\'s be honest and talk plainly ?is there really a difference between devaluation and deflation? They both mean \"Money Bad Time.\" I mean, come on. It\'s a damned good thing I didn\'t say \"LOOK OUT! GODZILLA COMING - AND HE VERY ANGRY!\" Whole damn country would have broken out their little toy tanks and rocket launchers!

I also visited South Korea, and I am happy to report that I stared into the evil, evil, EVIL country of North Korea and dared them to start something. But they didn\'t. I read somewhere that North Korea doesn\'t have ONE American food franchise. No Applebies, or Red Lobsters, or even Taco Bells. How evil is that? Seems some South Korean spazz-o peaceniks were still riled up about my State of the Union speech though, so I took a few minutes to tell them about the Pentagon\'s current version of reality, which says that we are NOT going to invade North Korea. Fortuantely, they bought it. Truth is, we\'re going to start dropping fistsful of shrapnel up those Commie, stick-eating fruicakes\' gook asses any day now. (Applause.)

Finally I arrived in China, which in a way was a trip back to my younger days of bloody noses and vomiting beer foam. China is as big, smelly and filthy as I remember it being as a young man traveling abroad. And speaking of broads: when I was in China in the 1970\'s, I secretly courted four or eight of those Maoist foxes and well - let\'s just say that all those rumors about what direction their boxes smile are completely false. Heh-heh. That was an example of my folksy, charming, and refreshing sense of humor - which I can turn on and off without even one sip of cold, relaxing beer.

I talked a lot with the Chinese President Guy ?my nickname for him was President Jiang the Chicken Wiang. Anyway, we ate a lot of number 13, number 5, and number 24 and talked about important things like free speech and religion and blah blah blah. But what I really wanted from him was a lukewarm endorsement of my War on Terror, thus strengthening the Noble Smokescreen that allows my administration to take its Rich Guy Domestic Agenda and jam it down the throats of every last pansy Democrat in Congress. In exchange for this endorsement, the US will turn a blind eye to China\'s weapons sales to terrorist states, child slavery in Nike factories, suicidal harassments of US spy planes, and the rampant mass executions and organ harvesting of Falun Gong cultists.

During my last days in China I spoke with University students who didn\'t even \"get\" it when I referred to the Great Wall of China as the \"Gleat Warr of China.\" You see - Orientals can\'t pronounce their \"R\'s.\" Heh-heh. Stupid, funny Orientals. What I wouldn\'t give to have one of those yellow fellahs back at my ranch in Crawford. I\'d chase him around with a stick and poke at him and make him sleep in a veal pen! Heh-heh. Naw, I

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总统布什评价他东方之旅的教训和要点

――新闻简报，总统签发

总统：早上好，在结束了我们紧张而有意义的东方诸国的旅程之后，昨天下午，布什夫人和我总算回来了。今天，回味那让人苦恼烦闷的95小时、36分钟、23秒，我们仍然很受鼓舞和充满希望，虽然这是一群我们需要装出友善的样子对待的长得跟侏儒似的、讲话也特搞笑的mathletes。今天早上，我很高兴可以和大家分享这次有着深远历史意义的远东之旅的要点和教训。
大家都知道，一开始，我就被这次去地球偏远角落的旅行给鼓舞了，就像我的所有别的旅行一样――因为它再次验证我个人哲学体系中基础理论的真实性：这是一个带着金币袋的白人基督富豪们掌握的世界。你们可能已经看到了，那些模样古怪的小黄人们希望吧踏着他们的竹子拖鞋来博取我的注意。现在我也不知道到底是什么赢得了他们对我们的尊敬，是我所描绘的美国公司的数十亿美元的投资吗？还是成天在他们细小而扁平的头上呼啸而过的无数的喷射着火焰的A-130武装直升机？那肯定不是我说过的任何原因，谁知道呢。也许亚洲并非普通智慧所描述的那般落后吧！
我行程的第一站是可爱而令人尊敬的日本国。日本民族是优良的民族，他们发明了Hello Kitty、California rolls、以及radiation sickness。同时，我被告之他们是重要的盟友，尽管他们那个所谓的国家不过一个圣体节的庆祝会场那么大。
我也访问了南韩，很高兴报告大家我注视那个恶魔，恶魔，恶魔国家北朝鲜时的感觉，我努力的挑衅他们，希望他们能做点什么，但是他们不敢。我从某些地方读到，北韩没有\"美国公民的粮食权\"，没有苹果派，没有红龙虾，甚至没有墨西哥玉米卷。恶魔怎么是这个样子？可是，一些南韩反战分子仍然恼怒于我的State of the Union演讲，于是我花了几分钟告诉他们五角大楼的现在真实想法，告诉他们我们不打算袭击北韩。事实是，我们已准备在任何日子里将炸弹扔到那个共产党统治的国家，它不过是一头吃拐杖的蠢驴头。
最后，到达了中国，我感觉好象回到了我年轻时的那次冲动的、散发的呕吐气味的啤酒泡沫的旅程。中国和我年轻时记忆中一样的巨大、发臭和污秽不堪。
我和中国的总统谈了许多。我希望得到他对我们反恐战争的明确的支持。以此为交换条件，美国对他们的行为不闻不问，比如卖武器给恐怖主义国家、导弹工厂的那些未成年奴隶、对美国间谍飞机的自杀性折磨，以及对法轮的功残暴镇压和集体屠杀。
在中国的最后时间是我对一些大学生的讲话 ，我故意将“great wall of china”讲成“gleat warr of china\" ，他们居然没搞明白。你看，东方人居然不能念出他们的“R\'s”的音，heh-heh, 愚蠢滑稽的东方人！真想弄一个黄种农夫到我在克劳福德的大农场去，我要拿一根擀面杖追着他满地跑，戳他，并让他在小牛圈里睡觉。heh-heh,开个玩笑，不过，那不是很酷吗？
最后，我提示一下，这次行程给我带来了希望，因为它向我证实了美国价值。象是同类相食的贪婪和圣经裹尸布掩藏下的伪善，一定会战胜那些剥削着和自己有着同样尿黄色皮肤的同胞们的富裕而腐败的东方人的心。
感谢你们，上帝保佑。
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