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《买车的人情注意》 转载
《买车的人情注意》 转载
> >我就要和相处一年的女友结婚了，毫无疑问，我很happy。 > >现在为一困挠我的是，我未来的小姨子，一个20岁的ppmm。她喜欢穿紧身的低胸 > >t_shirt以及迷你短裙。她经常在我的跟前有意无意的弯下腰，更要命的是在别的男人 > >面前她从不 > >这么做。要说她没有诱惑到我，向毛主席保证，那是我在撒谎。 > > > >直到哪一天，我未来的小姨子call我，让我去看看请柬的准备情况。当我到时，她家 > >只 > >有她一个人，迎接我的是她无尽幽怨的眼神：我爱的人结婚了，新娘不是我，我现在 > >唯一 > >想做的即使在你结婚之前，把我献给你。她在楼梯上对我说：我在卧室里等你，如果 > >你决 > >定了，就上楼来找我。当她走到楼梯的尽头，和她睡衣一起滑落洒向我的是她眼中的 > >期 > >待。 > > > > > >我呆立了一分钟，然后做了我当时唯一能做的事：拉开大门，走向我的汽车。 > >门外，我未来的岳父大人浊泪横流，给了我一个恶狠狠的hug：good boy，我们家的测试 > >你已经pass了，welcome你加入到我们的大家庭中。 > > > > > > > > > > > >这个故事告诉我们的是：把套套放在自己的车里是多么的重要啊。 |
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沙发#
发布于：2003-07-09 10:43
我kao，你太强了！！！ :D
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板凳#
发布于：2003-07-09 11:04
very funny!!go on
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地板#
发布于：2003-07-09 12:49
真理往往是朴素的。 :D 我们要象学3个代表那样学习啊。 |
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地下室#
发布于：2003-07-09 14:37
3个代表与套套也能联系起来。
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5楼#
发布于：2003-07-09 15:03
:D :D :D180度的大转弯。替那小子高兴，险！
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6楼#
发布于：2003-07-09 15:10
3个代表与套套也能联系起来。用套套把三个代表套在身上。 |
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7楼#
发布于：2003-07-09 16:18
如果是我，不结婚了，有这样的考试吗？？？？？另找一个!!!!!!!!
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8楼#
发布于：2003-07-09 18:24
如果是我，不结婚了，有这样的考试吗？？？？？另找一个!!!!!!!!这你也认真？大老！ |
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9楼#
发布于：2003-07-09 18:33
:D :D :D
太强了！ |
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10楼#
发布于：2003-07-10 09:44
唉，像我们这种没有车的穷人，就只好。。。
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11楼#
发布于：2003-07-10 11:02
顶不住乐！ :D :D
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12楼#
发布于：2003-07-10 11:16
顶不住乐！ :D :D 色猪!!!!!! |
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13楼#
发布于：2003-07-10 11:29
[quote]3个代表与套套也能联系起来。用套套把三个代表套在身上。 [/quote] 你是不是江core肚子里的蛔虫？ |
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14楼#
发布于：2003-07-10 13:17
埃要 险阿
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15楼#
发布于：2003-07-10 16:59
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn\'t overcome and didn\'t really want to vercome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn\'t say a word. She said, \"I\'m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead just come up and get me.\" I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, \"We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn\'t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.\" The moral of this story is: always keep your condoms in your car. |
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16楼#
发布于：2003-07-10 17:05
我kao，你太强了！！！ :D 94 |
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17楼#
发布于：2003-07-10 17:25
唉，像我们这种没有车的穷人，就只好。。。只好给逮住了 :D :D :D |
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18楼#
发布于：2003-07-10 23:20
这个故事告诉我们，没有钱买车的人，千万记得要到外面开房。 :D :P :cool:
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19楼#
发布于：2003-07-11 00:26
晕~~
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