Miss Universe's last Question（环球小姐最后一题）

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ（器官） in your country?
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms America: Because it stands(起立) every time it sees a woman........
(Applause! Applause!)


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Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull，斗牛)
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Spain: Because it charges(=appear) every time it sees an opening(洞).
Applause! Applause!)


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Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your
country?
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors(流言).
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! >Applause!)

Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms India: Because it works day and night......
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a
male organ in your country?
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car.
Proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu(Afraid to lose,很怕输).
Question: How can you say so?

Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.(总是冲进场，提前15分钟出场。)

Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!

Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms China: Because it brings you to paradise(天堂) within few minutes........
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Because it brings you to paradise(天堂) within few minutes........

这句还差不多！

英语的。不爽。。。

英语的。不爽。。。

翻译过来,怎么帖呀~~~ 汗~!

那么最后是哪位小姐获得冠军了呢？