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a joke
A man walks into a Silicon Valley pet store looking to buy a monkey.
The store owner points towards three identical looking monkeys in politically-correct, animal-friendly natural mini-habitats. \"The one on the left costs $500,\" says the store owner. \"Why so much?\" asks the customer. \"Because it can program in C,\" answers the store owner. The customer inquires about the next monkey and is told, \"That one costs $1500, because it knows Visual C++ and Object-Relation al technology.\" The startled man then asks about the third monkey. \"That one costs $3000,\" answers the store owner. \"3000 dollars!!\" exclaims the man. \"What can that one do?\" To which the owner replies... \"To be honest, I\'ve never seen it do a single thing, but it calls itse lf a Consultant.\" |
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沙发#
发布于:2001-12-30 11:27
没工夫看,先罐了
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板凳#
发布于:2001-12-30 11:57
说明也不是每个程序员最后都要做manager的,做个技术顾问就可以拿不少的银子。
好啊。。。希望我们伟大的祖国也是这样! |
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