Short Jokes

The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn\'t.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn\'t.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn\'t.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
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Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.

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A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and and said, \"Bow-wow!\" The cat ran away. \"What was that, Father?\" asked Baby Mouse. \"Well, son, that\'s why it\'s important to learn a second language.\"
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My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
So I asked him \"What was the name of his other leg?\"
(Try this one with your students the next time you are teaching a lesson that includes this type of grammer.)


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The doctor to the patient: \'You are very sick\'
The patient to the doctor: \'Can I get a second opinion?\'
The doctor again: \'Yes, you are very ugly too...\'
I use this joke for retelling in reported speech.