i wish he were

a big crowd were gathered outside a hotel where a famous
　 millionaire died of a car accident. among the crowd a young man
　 apparently looked very sad. an old man who felt sympathy and
　 said to the young man, \" i understand you. i thought he was your
　 relative. am i right? \"
　　　\" there lies the problem. he was not my relative at all.\"

　但愿他是
　　　 一大群人聚集在一家旅馆外面。在那里，一个很有名的
　 百万富翁刚刚死于车祸。人群中，一位男青年显得分外伤心。
　 一位颇具同情心的老人对他说：“我能理解你的心情，我想
　 他是你的亲戚吧？”
　 　　年轻人说：“问题就在这里――他不是呀！”

hehe....