加菲猫语录精选 (纪念加菲猫诞生26年)

>>>> >Money is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa
>>>> >钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡
>>>> >
>>>> >One should love animals. They are so tasty.
>>>> >每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃
>>>> >
>>>> >Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
>>>> >要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡
>>>> >
>>>> >Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
>>>> >要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道
>>>> >
>>>> >Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every
>>>>unsuccessful man, there are two.
>>>> >每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人.  每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个
>>>> >
>>>> >Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only
>>>>thing in
>>>>life.
>>>> >再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛
>>>> >
>>>> >The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
>>>> >聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来
>>>> >
>>>> >Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
>>>>
>>>> >成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系)
>>>> >
>>>> >Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
>>>>
>>>> >不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好
>>>> >
>>>> >Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
>>>>
>>>> >爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养
>>>> >
>>>> >Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats
>>>>cause
>>>>children.
>>>> >后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩
>>>> >
>>>> >Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.
>>>>
>>>> >现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧
>>>> >
>>>> >There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every
>>>>morning.
>>>>
>>>> >应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来
>>>> >
>>>> >Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
>>>>
>>>> >努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明
>>>> >
>>>> >Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
>>>>
>>>> >工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作
>>>> >
>>>> >God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
>>>>
>>>> >神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地
>>>> >
>>>> >When two's company, three's the result!
>>>>
>>>> >两个人的状态是不稳定的, 三个人才是!
>>>> >
>>>> >A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without
>>>>restricting the view.
>>>> >服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看
>>>> >
>>>> >The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the
>>>>more you
>>>>forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to
>>>>learn
>>>> >学的越多, 知道的越多, 知道的越多, 忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,
>>>>知道的越少, 为什么学来着

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